it hurts more in the daytime
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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