How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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