Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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