i don't like sucking hair
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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