I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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