love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
