have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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