I showed him my bush... on skype.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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