Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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