And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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