I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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