Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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