ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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