I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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