The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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