Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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