North Korea, Best Korea!
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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