i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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