fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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