Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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