So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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