whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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