He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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