I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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