This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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