I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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