But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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