Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
tell me about the fingering
Randomize