I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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