these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just pee around me
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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