Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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