butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
