You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It was a blind-side dick pic.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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