ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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