they need to just BURY HIM!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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