So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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