One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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