Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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