Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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