Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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