Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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