Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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