How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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