Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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