put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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