You work out of a Hotel?
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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