Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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