Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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