i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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