He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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