The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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