I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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