She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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