Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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