no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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