How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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