He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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